The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 52 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 11.726 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 540 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,087 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Join Lilyball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 52's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 52 is ranked 197,745^th in the world and 5,125^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 307.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.